Cheeks the hamster sitting outside an empty gas station with enormous cheeks

Built on Robinhood Chain

$CHEEKS

The gas went missing. The hamster did not.

0.0%

$0 / $5,000,000

Help Cheeks release the gas.

CA LAUNCHING SOON

CA drops at launch

Golden fuel swooshes on vivid red background

Deserted gas station at night under dim fluorescent lights

Cork evidence board connected with red strings and suspect photos

Cheeks the hamster caught under police helicopter searchlight with full cheeks

Cheeks floating majestically like a blimp with enormous cheeks

Cheeks walking down an empty highway toward the sunrise

01 It started with free gas.

Nobody asked where it came from.

On Robinhood Chain, for a while, nobody paid for gas. It was beautiful. Nobody asked where it came from.

02 Then one night, it was gone.

Just an empty station and a trail of golden droplets.

No alarm. No witnesses. Just an empty station and a trail of golden droplets.

03 The investigation.

They all led to the same place.

Detectives followed the droplets for miles. They all led to the same place: a very round hamster.

04 He has not spoken.

His mouth is full. The entire gas supply is in his cheeks.

He cannot. His mouth is full. The entire gas supply is in his cheeks. All of it.

05 The pressure is building.

The pressure is building.

He has been holding it for too long. The cheeks are growing. Experts say it is only a matter of time.

06 The release.

At $5M, he lets go.

Every holder is a witness. When the number is reached, Cheeks releases the gas. Nobody knows what happens next. Nobody wants to miss it.

Help him get there.

CLASSIFIED INCIDENT FILE #CHEEKS-99

The Suspect

Cheeks The Gas Thief official collectible card with stats 99 cheeks, 100 guilt, 100 gas

Hover / Tilt card

Hold The Gas propaganda poster showing Cheeks with raised fist

EXHIBIT A: PROPAGANDA POSTER

CONFIDENTIAL

CASE-992-GAS

NAME:: Cheeks
SPECIES:: Hamster
LAST SEEN:: Walking away, slowly.
KNOWN FOR:: Holding the gas.
STATUS:: At large.

BIOMETRIC READINGS

CHEEKS 0

GUILT 0

GAS 0

||| | |||| | ||||| EVIDENCE BAG #01: STICKERS CONFISCATED AT SCENE

Cheeks stickers sheet evidence showing 6 varied expressions

⚡ Milestone unlocked! The pressure builds.

LIVE METER

The Cheek Meter

Cheek volume increases proportionally to market cap pressure.

CURRENT MARKET CAP

$0

NEXT MILESTONE TARGET $25,000

TO THE RELEASE $5,000,000 to go.

Evolution lineup unlocked stages

STG 1 $25k

STG 2 $100k

STG 3 $500k

STG 4 $2M

STG 5 $5M

EXPANSION PROGRESS $5,000,000 to go. 0%

🔒 LOCKED

Stage 1 illustration

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$25,000 MC

Spotted.

Cheeks spotted at a gas station. Cheeks are 40% fuller.

🔒 LOCKED

Stage 2 illustration

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$100,000 MC

No wallet.

Authorities confirm the suspect has no wallet. Only cheeks.

🔒 LOCKED

Stage 3 illustration

???

$500,000 MC

Vibrations reported.

Witnesses say the suspect is vibrating. He denies it.

🔒 LOCKED

Stage 4 illustration

???

$2,000,000 MC

Stand back.

Cheeks begins to shake. Experts advise standing back.

🔒 LOCKED

Stage 5 illustration

???

$5,000,000 MC

He releases the gas.

Everything he held, he lets go. He leaves a note: 'I wasn't working alone.'

CONFIDENTIAL DOSSIER ARCHIVE

Evidence submitted by the public.

Unverified civilian submissions collected across international checkpoints.

FIELD OPERATIVE PROTOCOL

How to Join the Heist

A simple guide to acquiring $CHEEKS before the next expansion.

1 PHASE 1

Get a wallet.

Download your preferred crypto wallet. Keep your seed phrase secure.

2 PHASE 2

Get some ETH for gas.

Get some ETH for gas. Yes, still gas.

3 PHASE 3

Swap for $CHEEKS.

Paste the contract address, swap your tokens, and hold until maximum cheek expansion.

CA LAUNCHING SOON

CA drops at launch

FINANCIAL AUDIT DISCLOSURE

The paper trail.

Everything we can show, we show.

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